Work is a shitstorm right now for reasons I am unable to reveal publicly.

So, in order to make myself laugh (at least), here are the lyrics to "White and Nerdy" so that you can officially verify that you too are "Too white and nerdy..."

Lyrics below the jump! They see me mowinÂ’
My front lawn
I know theyÂ’re all thinking IÂ’m so white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
CanÂ’t you see IÂ’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, IÂ’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think IÂ’m too white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
IÂ’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, IÂ’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - thatÂ’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, IÂ’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
YouÂ’ll find that theyÂ’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven HawkingÂ’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people begginÂ’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
AinÂ’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
IÂ’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves youÂ’re gonna stay amazed
My fingersÂ’ movinÂ’ so fast IÂ’ll set the place ablaze
ThereÂ’s no killer app I havenÂ’t run
At Pascal, well IÂ’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ainÂ’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
IÂ’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
IÂ’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think IÂ’m white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
CanÂ’t you see IÂ’m white and nerdy
Look at me, IÂ’m white and nerdy
IÂ’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although itÂ’s apparent IÂ’m too white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
HowÂ’d I get so white and nerdy

IÂ’ve been browsinÂ’, inspectinÂ’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havinÂ’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
GettinÂ’ freaky
IÂ’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollinÂ’
They laughinÂ’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because IÂ’m white and nerdy
Just because IÂ’m white and nerdy
All because IÂ’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, IÂ’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, itÂ’s obvious IÂ’m white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
Think IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
IÂ’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, IÂ’m white and nerdy

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