May 31, 2007
A Modern Commandment
Of
Ellison:
"Thou shalt take thy garbage out from thy dwelling-place when the midden-heap becometh full, and deposit it in the Great Big Rolly Thing By The Driveway. Do this, lest thy habitation become stinky: I am the Lawd.
"On the second day and on the fifth day, thou shalt roll the Great Big Rolly Thing to the boundary of thy driveway, even unto the edge of thy driveway, that the Garbage Men may come to remove it from thy dwelling-place.
"And on the first of the month, thou shalt send thy Check-Offering unto the Garbage-Men, that they may continue to do their service, and the Crap in thy Dwelling-Place shall not become as numerous as the stars in the sky. It shall be a commandment unto you from generation to generation."
Amen.
Read the rest of Ellison's thoughts on modern life and it's reliance on waste removal.
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May 29, 2007
Useful links for my LA area peeps
First up, for those of you in the SGV area, a great new blog:
Foothill Cities. FCblog focuses on local happenings and politics in the cities along the foothills of the San Gabriel mountains from Pasadena down to Pomona. It's how I keep up with local Pasadena news. PS-N is nowhere near as responsive or informative!
And for everyone in LA, the
LAFD News and Information blog, the official blog of the Los Angeles Fire Department Media and Public Relations office. Great informative site about major fire incidents, including details, traffic difficulties, etc. Also a great source of info about the department and department-sponsored public events. I wish more public service agencies would maintain similar sites (hint hint LAPD, Pasadena PD, CHP, etc.). Recently, their coverage of the Griffith Park fire and resulting evacuations and closures was EXCELLENT.
Thumbs up to both sites!
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Thanks for your kind words regarding our rather sophomoric on-line efforts. We're glad that we've been able to meet your needs, and hope to exceed them in the future.
Best wishes to you in your new home!
espectfully Yours in Safety and Service,
Brian Humphrey
Firefighter/Specialist
Public Service Officer
Emergency Public Information Center
Los Angeles Fire Department
LAFD Home Page:
www.lafd.org
LAFD News Blog:
lafd.blogspot.com
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I'm going to take the opportunity to plug a site created by a couple of old friends... lalunchbox.com, all things food in the greater LA area.
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May 27, 2007
Movin' on up.....
Well, we finally closed on the house on Thursday.
According to the contract, they had to be out at 5 pm that day. We arrive at 5:05 with a pile of new locks and a bottle of champagne.
By 8 pm ALL the locks had been changed.
Anyway, we arrived at 5:05. To find that the MOTHERFUCKERS had had the power turned off. And the water, too. This is POST 5 pm on Thursday before Memorial Day. My choices are get it turned on Friday or go camping in my new house til Tuesday.
8:00 am Friday, I called our friends at Pasadena Water and Power. I explained my plight and told her that we had been TOLD. EXPLICITLY. that the services would be on, and that we would merely have to call. And what was I supposed to do with nowhere else to go before Tuesday? (we are in the process of furniture moving, and we will be actually living there starting tomorrow night).
She took pity on me, charged me a small fee for same day service (they usually will not do same-day on Friday or the day before a holiday) and told me it would be on by 7pm.
A lovely gentleman was there by noon.
He, it turns out, is the dude responsible for our service area, and was ALSO the dude who turned the power and water OFF the previous afternoon. He told us a very interesting story. Seems Pasadena removes the actual water and power meters from a residence if it is to be vacant more than a couple of days to prevent meter theft. His paperwork actually asked him to remove both meters because the house was supposedly going to be empty for quite a while.
However, as he is frequently in the neighborhood, he had seen the "For Sale" sign and had seen it being taken down, so he decided to save himself some work, and left the meters behind, as he assumed (correctly) that removal of the sign meant the house had been sold.
So when he got the call from dispatch he said "I knew it" and drove right over and turned us back on. Took him 3 minutes.
Best $40 I ever spent. Thanks Pasadena Water and Power.
Fucking cocksuckers. Trying to screw me over again. I hope they rot in hell.
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Forget about them. You've got nothing to do with them. any. more.
WOO HOO! CONGRATS! So...when can we come visit? ;-)
Posted by: Amanda at May 27, 2007 06:40 AM (TRbGO)
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You won! You're in, you've got utilities, now, just check very thoroughly for any other little surprises they might have left you. Holy crap!
Posted by: Teresa at May 27, 2007 07:38 AM (gsbs5)
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You are now officially the "Landed Gentry". Use your new power wisely.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 27, 2007 04:20 PM (Yh9SA)
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i hope you're enjoying your first weekend in your fabulous new home
Posted by: wRitErsbLock at May 27, 2007 04:50 PM (0Pi1o)
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Congratulations on getting in and God Bless you!
Now, here's to hoping the MFs live through hell on earth only to rot for eternity.
Posted by: Christina at May 27, 2007 05:31 PM (d3xGU)
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Gasp! & phew!!!
Hope you're enjoying your new home....
Posted by: Marie at May 28, 2007 07:43 AM (ocfI9)
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Cheap SOBs. Transferring the power should be as easy as calling the power company and telling them when the new owner is taking over. There's no need to shut services off at all.
When we moved into our house, we had more than two months left on the apartment lease. That worked out nicely because we had an empty house to work on. That made pulling up carpets, painting, and stripping hardwood floors 100 times easier.
It was also nice to have that extra time to fix the electricity in the house. My dad and I blacked out half the house on our first day.
Posted by: Aaron at May 28, 2007 11:09 AM (SbW5B)
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"You've got nothing to do with them. any. more."
Unless you decide to sue them for breaching the terms of the sale contract, of course. Not that this is legal advice on my part, of course. ;-)
Posted by: Dave J at May 28, 2007 12:39 PM (PEbS4)
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Yeah, just forget the MFs. Karma will catch up to them sooner or later.
You just go in and enjoy your house.
Umm, do you have any champagne to share with all your visitors? lol!
Posted by: Mrs. Who at May 28, 2007 01:31 PM (9FXen)
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Whoa! I'm so happy that you were able to get those services sorted out before the Memorial Day weekend. I was sweating bullets for you for the first two paragraphs of your post.
Congratulations on your new home!!! May it be very sweet

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Posted by: Anita at May 28, 2007 05:33 PM (jjxde)
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I'm so glad you got the house! YAY!!!
When we bought the place in Utah, we arrived to discover they'd left a mountain of trash in the backyard, and ripped out the drip irrigation system into the orchard and had had the water turned off to boot. Thankfully, the people who were going to be our new neighbours dragged a hose over to water the trees so they wouldn't die in the intervening month. They said they were so happy those people were gone, the neighbourhood practically threw a party!
Posted by: Ith at May 29, 2007 10:58 AM (tYAWu)
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Why in hell are people so hateful? The point of turning off the power was. . .? Just to be shitheads? GAH.
Mean people suck.
AND they get bad karma -- shoved up their ass.
The bad part is we just have to take that last part on faith. We never get to see it.
And you just go right on and ENJOY YOUR HOME!!
Love yas,
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May 24, 2007
May 22, 2007
Note to self:
Red Eye flights are great if you actually manage to get some sleep. You know, instead of reading books.
Also, what the holy blue f*ck is it about flying that makes you so f*cking tired and sore at the end of a flight? Even a short flight? I swear to all the deities I can think of (including the God of Partial Credit) it was a 51 minute flight from Chicago to Detroit, and I could barely haul my cookies out to the frigging curb afterward.
I just want to go home!
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what the holy blue f*ck is it about flying that makes you so f*cking tired and sore at the end of a flight?
Pressure changes and maybe the recycled air. It's even worse on military transports; they don't pressurize as much as airliners. I could never fight off the Nap Monster after C-130 flights.
Posted by: Cowboy Blob at May 23, 2007 07:48 AM (FTmC1)
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I never got tired from a flight. Of course, I am strange, so it is no surprise.
Posted by: Thomas Warlock at May 23, 2007 08:45 PM (iFYn5)
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What were you in Detroit for, just passing through?
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May 15, 2007
Attention all Chris Muir stalkers
(that means YOU,
wRitersBlock, and you
Harvey)
Chris Muir
will be the guest on tomorrow's Steve H. Graham Blogtalk Radio show.
9:30pm Eastern, Wednesday May 16.
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Well now, I wouldn't really describe myself as a
stalker but I am seeking that elusive "mentioned in Day by Day" status.
Chris did comment at our place once, though. I guess I'll have to be satisfied with that...
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 15, 2007 07:04 PM (Yh9SA)
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cool. thanks for the tip.
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May 14, 2007
Reflecting from the other side of the fence
When I was a student, in high school, college, and even in graduate school, I had it impressed on me that the BEST way to make a good impression on my teachers was to work hard, be polite, and keep my sh*t together.
And frankly it always seemed to me to be a good idea, especially when asking for a favor such as extra help, a letter of recommendation, or a sit-down meeting outside the classroom.
I wonder sometimes if those lessons have been lost on the next generation. (BTW, next generation? As if. I was there myself less than 10 years ago!)
I am the initial point of contact for students in two of our programs once they have been accepted. Among my many jobs is testing coordinator, and so once students know that they are coming to our school, they contact me to set up placement exams.
I can't believe the way these kids talk to me. Do they not recognize that I am one of their professors? Do they not have any respect for my position or the impact I can have on their future careers?
Here's a brief list of do's and don'ts for those of you still in school:
DO introduce yourself to your professor and ask any questions you would like answered.
DO NOT call your professor THAT YOU HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE by his/ her first name.
DO be timely in responding to any communication from the school you will be attending
DO NOT use that response to ask for special favors or to complain about what we are asking you to do.
DO purchase your class materials and texts ahead of time
DO NOT whine at me because you couldn't get your sh*t together before class begins
DO arrive at class on time, with your notebook, and ready to listen
DO NOT eat, check your email, or text your friends in my class. This will NOT help you get a good grade. Listening and taking notes will.
DO your homework when assigned
DO NOT ask me for extra time because you are confused. No one else is.
I just wish someone could tell MY students this!
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Good luck. I'm trying to teach my young ones that and I wonder some days if it will ever sink in!!!!
Posted by: vw bug at May 14, 2007 05:00 PM (FPOeI)
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heh. Yeh, but, the class I aced this past semester was the class I repeatedly told my professor (called him by his first name) I would not be buying the text book or doing any of the review questions out of the book. You can't do that with everyone, though, just the ones you have rapport with.
Posted by: wRitErsbLock at May 14, 2007 05:50 PM (0Pi1o)
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Of course when I went back to school (as an adult student) in the computer science department. The department head tried to talk me out of the particular major emphasis I wanted to work on. I was doing CS - theoretical. It seemed to cover all the bases I wanted and had classes in the areas I was interested in learning...
He did the equivalent of pat me on the head and say "there, there little girl, this might be a wee bit too hard for you..." ARG! Lucky for him I was polite. I wanted to slap him, but I smiled and said, I realize this is a difficult area of concentration, but it's what I want to do.
In all the time I was there (5 years because I could only go part time) I NEVER met any other person who was told that the major might be "too difficult" for them!!! I'm still pissed about that. I little respect from him would have gone a long way in making me a happier student. It also helps in the donation department, when the school comes back and begs for cash. Why should I donate to a place that didn't think I should've been there in the first place? The only reason I stayed was because it was the only program I could afford - story of my life.
Posted by: Teresa at May 14, 2007 05:51 PM (gsbs5)
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You could give short quizzes at the start of class every day, on the material the students were supposed to have read. That's a fair way to assess a participation grade, it encourages them to keep up with the reading, and it gives you a sense of who is making an effort and who you shouldn't give more than the bare minimum of assistance to.
For the record, I hate participation grades, and I don't read for my classes. I download notes from the internet and buy study guides online. I'm gonna be the best lawyer ever. I don't care about any of the classes I'm in because I want to work in a narrow specialty and none of this is going to matter, ever, except insofar as the Bar is concerned.
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at May 14, 2007 10:33 PM (YvLui)
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I'm IT staff at a state university, and I feel your pain. "I have a paper due tomorrow, I have to email it in, and I don't know my account id, or my password, or how to use Word, or email, or send attachments. DO IT FOR ME SO I WON'T FLUNK!"
ARGHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Jenna at May 15, 2007 07:34 AM (fd/rX)
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I'm so with you on this topic. I followed all your rules to a T and was valedictorian of my high school and a cum laude graduate of my college (which was highly competitive). I don't know why people don't get this. And I try hard to teach my kids these rules.
Unfortunately, my kids seem to have really absorbed the manners part and the homework part, but somehow the whole how to be successful in test taking seems to have eluded them. Maybe you can do a post on that next!
Posted by: Anita at May 15, 2007 09:07 AM (jjxde)
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Has it crossed your mind to tell your students that? To throw them out of the classroom when they violate your rules by texting in class? If you tolerate it, you will only get more of it.
Yes, they will call you a bitch. Yes, students (male and female) are sexists who don't really think you are a professor because you are female. Read
http://melancholicfeminista.blogspot.com/2007/01/what-younger-women-faculty-face.html
if you have not seen it before. It is a problem that female faculty are not accorded the same respect as male faculty, but unless your students become a lot less conservative in their thinking, you have to learn to live with it and slowly adjust their minds to the reality that *you* are in charge of your classroom.
One of our faculty locks the door when class starts. No one shows up late for her class.
Posted by: CCPhysicist at May 15, 2007 10:28 AM (PKc+G)
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preach on, sister.
I don't so much get the being-called-by-first-name thing (at least most of the students here have SOME respect), but two things I wish my students were aware of:
1. Making what you think of as "clever" comments in class generally does not endear you to me. There is an exceedingly fine line between "clever" and "smart-ass" and too often, students of the current generation think they are being clever or witty when they are actually just sounding like annoying a-holes to the prof.
Also, please refrain (if you can) from making "obvious" jokes. You know how when you're at the supermarket, and something you're buying won't ring up, and you're tempted to tell the checker, "Oh, ho ho, maybe it's free today?" Well, she's heard that line probably 15 times already that day.
it's the same way in class - if there's low attendance on a given day, do NOT jokingly ask the prof if he or she's going to give you bonus points for showing up. Trust me, that line wasn't funny the first time I heard it, during my first week of teaching some 8 years ago.
2. Please, for the love of all that's holy, AT LEAST read the lab assignments before coming to lab. Even if you read nothing else for the class. The very reason I write them out "cookbook" format - step by step - is that so if you've read them, you can go through, STEP BY STEP and check off each step as you accomplish it - no forgetting to do something, no frantic asking of the prof or TA "What do I do now?!?!" There are 24 of you in lab, and one of me and one TA. We cannot hold each one of your hands. In some cases we are doing borderline dangerous things and I expect you to have read enough to be safe!
Posted by: ricki at May 17, 2007 07:14 AM (iDILl)
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1 - I can't believe the way these kids talk to me. Do they not recognize that I am one of their professors? Do they not have any respect for my position or the impact I can have on their future careers? ~ power trip?
2 - DO introduce yourself to your professor and ask any questions you would like answered. ~ isn't my name on the student roster enough?
3 - DO be timely in responding to any communication from the school you will be attending ~ does last minute count?
4 - DO purchase your class materials and texts ahead of time ~ of course... any leftover money can be spent as quickly as possible...
5 - DO arrive at class on time, with your notebook, and ready to listen ~ I'm good at pretending to listen
6 - DO NOT eat, check your email, or text your friends in my class. This will NOT help you get a good grade. Listening and taking notes will. ~ since when does an impression determine scholastic performance? I thought tests did that.
7 - DO NOT ask me for extra time because you are confused. No one else is. ~ perhaps they GET it, depending on the class... mathematics, yes... sociology, no...
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