but I laughed!

What was the biggest failure since the Edsel?
The Heisenbergmobile. The problem was that when you looked at the speedometer you got lost.

A cop stops Heisenberg for speeding on the Autobahn. The cop comes up and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know where I am."

Shamelessly lifted from beth of And then I woke up...; there are more good ones in the comments!
btw, if you don't get the joke, go here.

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1 Shamlessly lift away. Thanks for stopping by (and commenting)! Dad's always good for a physics joke or a pun, so they pop up fairly frequently. BTW, I loved your pets thing - could've written it myself!

Posted by: beth at February 23, 2006 05:30 PM (2qc7C)

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