October 31, 2005
Oh the torture!
Just in time for Halloween....

You are a Tortured Conceptual Artist. Your fellow
postmodernists call you an anachronism, but
you've never cared much about the opinions of
others. After all, most of them are far too
simple-minded to appreciate the nuances of your
work. They talk, while you are part of a lived
tradition.
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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LOL! Look what I got:
You are a Cyberculture Floozie. The theoretical aspects of postmodernism interest you only insofar as they can be used to make cool blinky things. You probably take psychedelics and know at least one programming language (HTML counts!). Other postmodernists call you a corporate whore. They're probably just jealous because you make more money than them.
I'm a whore!!!
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October 27, 2005
An important link
Chrissy's
recent post reminded me that I wanted to put up
this link last week.
It's a free nationwide search for the addresses and photographs of sexual predators. Enter your address, and you'll get a map of your neighborhhod with links at the places where predators live. Click each link on the map and it gives you the offender's photo and a description of what he/she was convicted for and when.
(h/t Beth of My VRWC)
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Maybe some day all of those addresses will end in "...Correctional Facility"
Posted by: Tony Iovino at October 27, 2005 02:59 PM (Zr479)
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I would prefer to see R.I.P. just above the names, myself.
Posted by: Christina at October 27, 2005 06:19 PM (zJsUT)
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Scott Adams or Dogbert?
Scott Adams posts
these thoughts on his new blog today:
"I spend way too much time thinking of excellent crimes I could commit if I were a crime committing sort of person. Every time I read about hurricane-related looting, I wonder about the best way to do it."
As HWNNL would say, Heh. Read the rest.
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October 25, 2005
She's got her hands full with this one....
More of the adventures of Chrissy's Wee One
here.
This for some reason reminded me of an awful geek story I know. My freshman chemistry professor (Yes, you Techers know who I mean) had a young son who was 4 when I was a frosh, so he must be in 8th or 9th grade now. Or higher. You'll see what I mean.
Well, a little background, Daddy is an inorganic chemist and Mommy is a mathematician, I believe. Anyway, they took junior on his first trip to San Francisco around the age of 2.5 or so. As they're driving across a bridge, I forget which now, but either the Bay or the Golden Gate, with the suspension cables, from the backseat comes a sweet little voice: "Oh Mommy and Daddy, look at the nice parabolas."
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Ok, those parents are going to have their hands full -- I just don't know why anyone has questions about nature vs. nuture anymore.
Posted by: Anita at October 25, 2005 02:04 PM (oCT3A)
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OMG!!
That is so hysterical!!
I so hope she turns out as well as you!
; )
Posted by: Christina at October 25, 2005 06:48 PM (zJsUT)
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October 21, 2005
Also Appearing
Acidman is going into the hospital for a few weeks to get his strength back. He's left the keys to a few of us with red toenails, and we promise we won't let him down. Starting tomorrow after Rob leaves, you'll see a lot of estrogen and maybe a few cats over at Acidman's place. And maybe just maybe some cranky rants of the vintage Rob style....
Drop by Gut Rumbles and see what's new.
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October 18, 2005
Unconscious Mutterings
This week's free dose of
free association:
- On the verge::
- Tempestuous::
- Coherent::
- Near death::
- Illiterate::
- Why not?::
- Period::
- Long lost::
- Torrid::
- Nail::
As always my answers in the extended.... Feel free to play along in the comments!
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On the verge:: Of a nervous breakdown
Tempestuous:: weather
Coherent:: sentence
Near death:: experience
Illiterate:: read and write
Why not?:: because i say so
Period:: question mark
Long lost:: brother
Torrid:: love affair
Nail:: biting
(I haven't looked at your answers yet...)
Posted by: Amanda at October 18, 2005 03:33 PM (6JiCC)
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1. On the verge:: of madness
2. Tempestuous:: love affair
3. Coherent:: thoughts
4. Near death:: Highlander (the ep is actually Till Death, but that's what popped nto my head!)
5. Illiterate:: bumpkin
6. Why not?:: go
7. Period:: the end
8. Long lost:: brother
9. Torrid::passion
10. Nail:: clippers
(I bet we're actually part of some secret study)
Posted by: Ith at October 18, 2005 04:44 PM (IHVEd)
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from DH:
1. On the verge:: of insanity
2. Tempestuous::weather
3. Coherent::never
4. Near death::always
5. Illiterate::seventh graders
6. Why not?::because I want
7. Period::exclamation point
8. Long lost:: brother
9. Torrid:: love affair
10. Nail:: entertainment center
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On the verge:

f a nervous breakdown
Tempestuous::affair
Coherent::superposition
Near death::experience
Illiterate::and uneducated
Why not?::Cuz I said so, biatch
Period::exclamation point
Long lost::roomie
Torrid::schwing!
Nail::in the coffin
Yo necesito una mujer. LTNS, etc. Going out for Negative Time this year? Drop me a line.
-Your Mother's Brother's Sister's Daughter's Former Roommate
Posted by: Sherman's Skipper at October 20, 2005 12:07 AM (j88lA)
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Coherent: LIGHT
My other responses weren't very interesting.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 23, 2005 12:32 AM (QriEg)
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October 17, 2005
October 13, 2005
weird quiz of the day...
h/t
Jay Solo
Whose blog is only worth $1700 more than mine.....
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Too freaking embarrassed to say!!!
Posted by: Marie at October 14, 2005 04:46 AM (410kz)
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Your blog, http://onehappydogspeaks.mu.nu, is worth $63,793.02
Not even half yours.
Posted by: vw bug at October 14, 2005 05:17 AM (MNp8q)
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I got ZERO dollars (which is pretty accurate really), but I got ready to blow my brains out anyway. Then I did FARK.COM and got the same result. That made me feel better, but I fugure the site must be "farked".
Posted by: Jim at October 14, 2005 10:51 AM (6Ga0f)
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October 12, 2005
October 11, 2005
Unconscious Mutterings
Your weekly dose of
free association. Play along in the comments. My answers below the fold.
- Quirk::
- Crystal::
- Pet Peeve::
- Cuban::
- Breasts::
- Whispers::
- Complicated::
- Promise me::
- Murder::
- Filament::
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# Quirk:: thing
# Crystal:: cave
# Pet Peeve:: bug
# Cuban:: cigar
# Breasts:: chicken
# Whispers:: dark
# Complicated:: twisty
# Promise me:: lies
# Murder:: she wrote
# Filament:: thread
Posted by: Ith at October 11, 2005 03:34 PM (XQt37)
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1 Quark
2 Meth
3 Michael Moore
4 Cigar
5 Yes
6 listen
7 Individual
8 Not
9 Death
10 Lightbulb
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 11, 2005 06:32 PM (tGTSA)
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Heh, I just check yours after I did the association, interesting.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at October 11, 2005 06:33 PM (tGTSA)
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Quirk- Quirky
Crystal- Lite
Pet Peeve- Liars
Cuban- Sandwich
Breasts- Chicken
Whispers- Sex
Complicated- Knot
Promise me- Never Leave
Murder- Blood
Filament-Bulb
Posted by: Bou at October 11, 2005 06:35 PM (5JHEt)
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From my DH:
1. Quirk::stutter
2. Crystal::diamond
3. Pet Peeve::snoring
4. Cuban::commie
5. Breasts::boobs
6. Whispers::secrets
7. Complicated::life
8. Promise me::everything
9. Murder::Sheehan
10. Filament::light bulb
Posted by: caltechgirl at October 11, 2005 06:52 PM (7gBzo)
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Quirk::
Crystal:: Clear
Pet Peeve:: Ignorance
Cuban:: Food
Breasts:: Chicken
Whispers:: Secrets
Complicated:: Complex
Promise me:: Love
Murder:: Mystery
Filament:: File
Posted by: Amanda at October 11, 2005 06:57 PM (HIzvB)
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Oops...forgot:
Quirk:: Character
Posted by: Amanda at October 11, 2005 06:59 PM (HIzvB)
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Mine wasn't any good this morning... everything was followed by sleep. ;-)
Posted by: vw bug at October 14, 2005 05:15 AM (MNp8q)
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You know, these are kinda fun. I think I'll go back and do them all.
Quirk::Jamie
Crystal::Method
Pet Peeve::dog doo on my shoe
Cuban::missile crisis
Breasts::38D, ideally, but I love them all

Whispers::careless
Complicated::situation
Promise me::a rose garden
Murder::for hire
Filament::tungsten
Posted by: Sherman's Skipper at October 20, 2005 10:07 PM (PNdSn)
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October 10, 2005
Many People have asked...
What is my opinion on the whole creation/darwin/ID debate?
Here's my answer, courtesy of the greatest beer in the world.
(h/t Cake Eater Kathy)
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October 06, 2005
Happy Birthday!
To baby
Xrlq, who is celebrating his first today.
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Posted by: Baby Xrlq at October 06, 2005 08:36 PM (l3eZH)
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Dang, the year has just whizzed past! Happy birthday, lil one
Posted by: Ith at October 06, 2005 08:43 PM (P/TlQ)
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By the Way...
Jay of
Accidental Verbosity was commenter #1000 on my Mu.Nu site.
Yay!
Of course, it was for this post, which I think also set my personal comment record at 14.
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October 05, 2005
This brings the number of Nobel Laureates I've met personally to 8
Bob Grubbs of Caltech shares the 2005 Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
Grubbs shares the prize equally with Yves Chauvin of Institut Francais du Petrole and Richard Schrock of the OIT (that's MIT, for the unaware) for the development of metathesis in Organic Chemistry.
From the Nobel website:
The word metathesis means 'change-places'. In metathesis reactions, double bonds are broken and made between carbon atoms in ways that cause atom groups to change places. This happens with the assistance of special catalyst molecules. Metathesis can be compared to a dance in which the couples change partners.
Metathesis is used daily in the chemical industry, mainly in the development of pharmaceuticals and of advanced plastic materials. Thanks to the Laureates' contributions, synthesis methods have been developed that are
* more efficient (fewer reaction steps, fewer resources required, less wastage),
* simpler to use (stable in air, at normal temperatures and pressures) and
* environmentally friendlier (non-injurious solvents, less hazardous waste products).
This represents a great step forward for "green chemistry", reducing potentially hazardous waste through smarter production. Metathesis is an example of how important basic science has been applied for the benefit of man, society and the environment.
I met Grubbs when I worked in the Chemistry department as a freshman and sophomore. I remember his labs as remarkable because one ALWAYS had to wear safety goggles inside since there had been a number of interesting explosions at odd times, but that's what you get with metal catalysts....
This brings the number of Caltech Nobels to 32 prizes awarded to 31 alumni and/or faculty. Can you name the Caltech Nobel Laureate who won TWO prizes?? Hint: The prizes were for Chemistry and Peace.
Other Nobel Laureates I've met (not that any of them would remember me):
Rudy Marcus
Ed Lewis
Ahmed Zewail
HD Politzer (who was my friend's freshman advisor)
Richard Axel
Linda Buck
Paul Greengard
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I've met one, and seen one more.
Saw Stephen Hawking while I was at UCSB. He was having lunch outside of the Wendy's.
I met Glenn T Seaborg when I was young. I have a picture of me with him, when I was in middle school. He was from South Gate( his boyhood home is now owned by the city), went to Berkeley and became a big shot physist. An element is named after him (106, Sg, Seaborium).
Posted by: Bill at October 05, 2005 10:03 PM (X6vFd)
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Stephen Hawking hasn't won the Nobel. Shame. I've spoken with him, he's quite funny despite the timing issues his voice box induces.....
Wow. Glenn Seaborg is a chemistry legend. I thought he was from the bay area.
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From a Seaborg Biography
Glenn Theodore Seaborg was born in Ishpeming, Michigan, on April 19, 1912. At the age of 10 he moved with his family to California, in 1929 he graduated at David Starr Jordan High School in Los Angeles as valedictorian of his class.
He entered the University of California, Los Angeles, in 1929, and received the degree of Ph.D. in Chemistry from the University of California, Berkeley, in 1937.
So he was born in the midwest, moved to SoCal (lived in South Gate, most of which is a part of LA USD), and then went to Berkeley. America is a great internal immigration society, among other things.
Posted by: Bill at October 06, 2005 06:29 AM (X6vFd)
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A good reason to give a kid a cell phone...
I have long been on record saying any kid of mine doesn't get a cell phone until they get a driver's license. I just don't think that there's any reason to have one until you can drive.
Well, I may be wrong. Christina (co-blogging at fistful of fortnights) demonstrates how a Mom can use the kid's cell phone to her advantage. Every morning.
Heh. Well done.
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Ha! We finally got the boys a cell phone that they share. It's come in very handy with carpooling and such. The best part is it gives me peace of mind and helps me to loosen the reigns a bit knowing they are never more than a phone call away.
My oldest son recently made the mistake of texting me during class instead of his friend at another school. Hehe...poor kid didn't know I could yell with my fingers, too.
Posted by: Pam at October 05, 2005 12:48 PM (eLNF4)
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My son is 2.5 yrs. old and wants a cell phone so he can "call mommy when she works". Of course, he won't get one till he is much, much older, but it is a handy way to stay in touch!
Posted by: oddybobo at October 05, 2005 01:42 PM (6Gm0j)
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October 03, 2005
Are you a Republican or a Democrat?
The Pirate has a new and improved quiz to help you determine your political persuasion. What you are depends on the answer you choose to the following (one) question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a middle eastern looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Go here to choose among the answers.
My answer?? Here's a hint: never bring a knife to a gunfight.
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His site wont load, but I'm hoping one of the choices is it place a round in the guys left eye.
Bullets wont be deflected out of an eye socket like they can be off of the forehead.
Posted by: Contagion at October 04, 2005 05:43 AM (Q5WxB)
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I'm definitely Southern. Heh.
Posted by: Margi at October 04, 2005 08:10 AM (nwEQH)
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See into my mind...
I've been doing these anonymously for months, but today I'm bored so I'll share:
This week's
Unconscious Mutterings:
- Quaint::
- Rind::
- Disease::
- Queer::
- Pork::
- Soaked::
- Skeleton::
- Mold::
- Finished::
- Buffalo::
My answers in the extended.....
You can play along too. Cut and paste and leave your answers in the comments!
Many thanks to Jenna for getting me started on these.
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1. Quaint:: Cottage
2. Rind:: Pork
3. Disease:: AIDS
4. Queer:: Eye
5. Pork:: Lechon
6. Soaked:: Drenched
7. Skeleton:: Halloween
8. Mold:: Carpet
9. Finished:: Studying
10.Buffalo:: Wings
Posted by: Amanda at October 03, 2005 07:43 PM (p+II+)
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Random note: This game makes me want to play $25K Pyramid.
Quaint::keyboard
Rind::melon
Disease::Ebola
Queer::as Folk
Pork::Gravina Bridge
Soaked::T-shirt
Skeleton::key
Mold::penicillin
Finished::the Angels
Buffalo::soldier
Posted by: Sherman's Skipper at October 20, 2005 10:20 PM (PNdSn)
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