October 05, 2005

Tom and Katie: Preggo

This is sick. Just sick.

Some people should be banned from procreating.

Taking odds that:

-- Non-natural conception was involved -or-
-- Tom isn't really the dad
-and-
-- The baby will be born in silence as per Scientology bullshit
-- The baby will get a really weird Hollywood name, like, oh, Kal-El

No comment yet from Nicole Kidman who got divorced for getting pregnant while married to Cruise.....

I thought he was gay....

((woolly) h/t Robbo and (hobbity) h/t to Emily who gets it right)

Posted by: caltechgirl at 02:02 PM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 He's going to sue you for that last remark, you know. This is because he has yet to learn that every time he sues somebody for calling him gay, it makes him look more gay.

Posted by: Emily at October 05, 2005 02:14 PM (zmhJM)

2 I think, this one time, I'll risk it!

Posted by: caltechgirl at October 05, 2005 02:21 PM (WfvM0)

3 My heart is broken - I need a beer

Posted by: KG at October 05, 2005 02:36 PM (YPmsQ)

4 I'm wallowing in apathy

Posted by: Ken Summers at October 05, 2005 03:05 PM (UefPN)

5 Yeah, well, we'll see how apathetic you are when demon seed begins formulating his plans for world domination.

Posted by: Emily at October 05, 2005 03:33 PM (zmhJM)

6 If there is a God, they will name the baby Stewie.

Posted by: Ken Summers at October 05, 2005 04:30 PM (UefPN)

7 Naaah. Stewie is too normal. There is no God, remember? Only Xenu.

Posted by: caltechgirl at October 05, 2005 04:36 PM (WfvM0)

8 who? What?

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at October 05, 2005 08:29 PM (muaQm)

9 Xenu is L Ron's quasi God. From Operation Clambake: "Xenu (ZEE-new, ZEEN-you), sometimes spelled Xemu (ZEE-moo, ZEEM-you), the evil galactic ruler that packaged us all up, put us on Hawaii, and blew us up with H bombs 75,000,000 years ago, according to L. Ron Hubbard, author of Dianetics. The picture on the cover of Dianetics is meant to restimulate this incident implanted by Xenu, and force us to buy a copy. What's that you say? Hawaii didn't exist 75,000,000 years ago? Shhh! You'll wake him!"

Posted by: caltechgirl at October 05, 2005 09:19 PM (WfvM0)

10 The bad news is we're going to get subjected to 8 months of constant coverage on these two people, and I couldn't stand them from the moment he jumped up and down on Oprah's barcolounger.

Posted by: Helen at October 05, 2005 11:51 PM (FWhtb)

11 What's he gonna do if she has to suffer through PPD? Huh? Huh?

Posted by: Marie at October 06, 2005 05:51 AM (410kz)

12 I could have gone the rest of my life with out having known this.

Posted by: Contagion at October 06, 2005 06:41 AM (e8b4J)

13 I was unaware that Cruise is allegedly sterile, until Deb told me as much. Thus the question "so who's the father" I have seen on other posts about this. To which I have responded: "It's the immaculate deception." On another note, if we had a son and named him Calvin, we would have a Cal Ellis.

Posted by: Jay at October 06, 2005 08:02 AM (avp90)

14 Lived with Rebecca DeMornay, married to Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman, and engaged to Katie Holmes. Cruise is a freak, yes, but definitely NOT gay. God, I so do not want to see this "story" on TV for the next 8 months. ::gag::

Posted by: physics geek at October 06, 2005 09:30 AM (Xvrs7)

15 I can't wait for the Today show interview.

Posted by: SadFunnyEnding at October 06, 2005 01:36 PM (mmRoF)

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