January 10, 2008
This one seems to be going around, and I thought it was interesting enough to do. Evidently the idea is to explore "privilege" (whatever that is) and see what bloggers have in common.... For more background, see it comes in pints?, McGehee, or Dustbury.
Obligatory Legal Mumbojumbo:
Premise: bold each of the statements that applies.Okey Dokey. Onward to the list:Original source: The list is based on an exercise developed by Will Barratt, Meagan Cahill, Angie Carlen, Minnette Huck, Drew Lurker, Stacy Ploskonka at Illinois State University. The exercise developers ask that if you participate in this blog game, you acknowledge their copyright.
Father went to college
Father finished college
Mother went to college
Mother finished college
Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor (I assume cousins of my own or subsequent generations don't count as they were not already practicing, and thus could not serve as role models)
Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers (my teachers had way more $$ than we did)
Had more than 50 books in your childhood home Hello, Mom's a Children's Librarian....
Had more than 500 books in your childhood home See Above.
Were read children's books by a parent This is getting redonkulous
Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18 Violin lessons
Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18 and Dance lessons, too, I realize.
The people in the media who dress and talk like me are portrayed positively (Have you seen a scientist on TV lately? Yeah.)
Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18 (Credit Card? I was 21 before I had a credit card!)
Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs (Does the Caltech Scholarship Fund count? I didn't think so.)
Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs (HA!)
Went to a private high school (the private high schools in Fresno SUCK. I got a MUCH better education at the math/science magnet)
Went to summer camp (Church Camp)
Had a private tutor before you turned 18 (I WAS the F-ing tutor)
Family vacations involved staying at hotels (Hell no, we stayed with relatives or at friends' houses, except one large trip)
Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18 (Mom sews. You should see some of my pretty dresses)
Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them (My Neon. Loved it. Dad's car was too unreliable to pass on, and Mom's was new then, too)
There was original art in your house when you were a child (I'm guessing my kindergarten scrawls don't count?)
Had a phone in your room before you turned 18 Hello, former teenage girl here.
You and your family lived in a single family house
Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home Still do, in fact. But for my generation, this really isn't as much of a sign of privilege as it might be now given housing prices then vs now.
You had your own room as a child Only child, duh.
Participated in an SAT/ACT prep course (No, but I TOOK the SAT when I was 12)
Had your own TV in your room in High School After my grandmother moved in with us, I got her TV AND cable!
Owned a mutual fund or IRA in High School or College (you're shittin' me, right? I barely knew what a mutual fund WAS)
Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16 (Nope, I was 17 the first time. I flew to NY and back by myself)
Went on a cruise with your family (I'm guessing the Catalina Ferry doesn't count. I've never been on a cruise)
Went on more than one cruise with your family (see above. What's a cruise?)
Your parents took you to museums and art galleries as you grew up Museums, but not galleries.
You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family (Nope, I always knew. Mom used it as an illustration of why we conserve energy.)
Wow, I guess I was a poor little rascal. At least, according to this metric. Funny how we thought we were doing well....
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January 05, 2008
Fifteen Ineffective Charity Fundraising Ideas
- Dogfight for a Cure
- Jersey City Bachelor Auction To Raise Chlamydia Awareness
- Tats for Tots
- The March of Counterfeit Subway Tokens
- We Don't Have A Problem And We Sure As Hell Don't Need Your Damn Money Gala Ball & Silent Auction
- PeTA and Hamas Pita-and-Hummus Dinner
- Tree of Syringes
- Everybody Get K-Fed: A Tribute Album To Fight World Hunger
- PTSD Father-Son Fun Shoot
- The Genital Warts Memorial Quilt
- Rock Against Xenu
- Enemas for a Cause
- Pledge Drive For Ron McDonald's House, No, Not The Ronald McDonald House, Just This Guy Named Ron McDonald, Whose House Needs Some Work
- First Annual $500,000 By 4:00 PM Or We Start Killing Hostages Telethon
- Take-a-Penny, Leave-a-Penny
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January 01, 2008
First, the FBI has decided that they really DO want to know whatever became of DB Cooper, even though they think he's dead:
The FBI is making a new stab at identifying mysterious skyjacker Dan Cooper, who bailed out of an airliner in 1971 and vanished, releasing new details that it hopes will jog someone's memory. The man calling himself Dan Cooper, also known as D.B. Cooper, boarded a Northwest flight in Portland for a flight to Seattle on the night of Nov, 24, 1971, and commandeered the plane, claiming he had dynamite.I prefer to think he died the way the skyjacker modeled after him did in the classic episode of Qunicy, M.E.: slowly, painfully, and alone. In a tree.
In Seattle, he demanded and got $200,000 and four parachutes and demanded to be flown to Mexico. Somewhere over southwestern Washington, he jumped out the plane's tail exit with two of the chutes.
On Monday, the FBI released drawings that it said probably are close to what Cooper looked like, along with a map of areas where Cooper might have landed.
"Who was Cooper? Did he survive the jump? We're providing new information and pictures and asking for your help in solving the case," the FBI said in a statement.
The FBI said that while Cooper was originally thought to have been an experienced jumper, it has since concluded that was wrong and that he almost certainly didn't survive the jump in the dark and rain. He hadn't specified a route for the plane to fly and had no way of knowing where he was when he went out the exit.
"Diving into the wilderness without a plan, without the right equipment, in such terrible conditions, he probably never even got his chute open," Seattle-based agent Larry Carr said.
He also didn't notice that his reserve chute was intended only for training and had been sewn shut.
Several people have claimed to be Cooper over the years but were dismissed on the basis of physical descriptions, parachuting experience and, later, by DNA evidence recovered in 2001 from the cheap tie the skyjacker left on the plane.
Second, a group of Criminal Justice students in Atlanta is taking up the case of the mysterious death of DC intern Chandra Levy:
Since 2005, students at Bauder College have sifted through old evidence and case files from unsolved crimes as part of the school's Cold Case Investigative Research Institute. This year, Levy's homicide and the disappearance three years ago of Alabama teenager Natalee Holloway in Aruba are on their agenda.Personally, whoever did it, I hope they catch him and he fries.
The 50 students will not be graded or get course credit for their work interviewing experts associated with the cases, preparing timelines and looking for clues in Levy's computer, but plan to turn their findings and recommendations over to Washington police and prosecutors at the end of the term.
Levy, 24, had just finished working as an intern for the U.S. Bureau of Prisons in May 2001 when she disappeared from her apartment. Her body was found in a D.C. park a year later and her death ruled a homicide, but no one has been charged. The case attacted widespread attention because of allegations that Levy was romantically involved with Congressman Gary Condit when she went missing.
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December 27, 2007
Will it stop? The unending media hysteria about the economy?Read the rest, including some interesting facts about gift card sales.The story this morning is that Internet plus brick and mortar sales are up 2.4% this season.
Given the incessant drumbeat of bad economy, bad economy, bad economy-- I thought the tag on the story would be, hey, not bad!
But no. For whatever reason-- incompetence, latent Bush-bashing, the inability to ever report good news-- the headlines were mostly negative. Sluggish. Poor. Disappointing.
How could 2.4% growth in the "teeth" of this mortgage meltdown, etc. be deemed disappointing?
I think Tony has a point. Sales ARE up. Doesn't that mean people have the $$ to spend? Or does it mean that they'd rather sink farther into their credit bills so the kids can have the Wii and the computer and the new iPod?
Either way, it means they plan on having a place to keep what they bought, so people must be somewhat more than negative-feeling about the whole housing/mortgage/ interest rate business.
Even more interesting was the item about gift card sales. I wonder what the total figures would be with those included. Especially as sales of gift cards increased ALONG with the direct sales increases reported.
What do you think?
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November 28, 2007

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Fabulous, no?
h/t sub2change
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November 19, 2007
There's More. Oh so much more. Go read it all. Laugh. Weep. Pee. Well, maybe not the last one....
You know, a lot of times I write up random posts and then don't post them. But Best Beloved just called me, and I could not really explain why I was inarticulate about sweet potatoes, so I said I'd go ahead and post this. That way, she can read it at work and know just what kind of day it has been. (Short version, for those who do not feel like reading the whole post: ARRRRRRG. Fucking sweet potatoes.)The longer version, summarized in conversation form:
Dog: I am starving.
Me:Actually, no. You aren't starving. You get two very good meals a day. And treats. And Best Beloved fed you extra food while I was gone.
Dog: STARVING.
Me: I saw you get fed not four hours ago! You are not starving.
Dog: Pity me, a sad and tragic creature, for I can barely walk, I am so starving. WOE.
Me: I am now ignoring you.
Dog: STARVING.
Dog: Did you hear me? I am starving.
Dog: Are you seriously ignoring me? Fine.
[There is a pause, during which the dog exits the room in a pointed manner.]
[From the kitchen, there comes a noise like someone is eating a baseball bat.]
h/t redsugar muse
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November 13, 2007
Stolen wholesale from Jon Cogburn (it was just TOO good to excerpt!):
Irritating Assistant Professors-
- (from phred) Professor I'm-a-Fraud-and-Pray-To-Jesus-That-No-One-Will-Figure-It-Out,
- (from phred) Professor I'm-Above-This-Place-And-Should-Be-At-Harvard,
- Professor Rebel-Without-A-Clue,
- (from Mark Silcox) Professor Only-Teaches-His-G**d***-Dissertation,
- Professor Promising-Young-Man.
Irritating Full Professors-
- (spelling courtesy Mikhail Emilianov) Professor Couldabeena-contenda,
- (from Knecht Ruprecht) Professor Exploits-Grad-Students-as-Cheap-Labor-in-his-Consulting-Business,
- (from Mikhail Emilianov and rm) Professor I-Have-Five-Stories/Jokes-So-Get-Used-To-Hearing-Them-All-The-Time,
- (from John Emerson) Professor I've-Got-A-Nobel -Prize-So-Go-F***-Yourself,-I-Can-Talk-About-Whatever
-I-Want, - Professor Midlife-Crises,
- Professor Old-Yellow-Notes,
- Professor Screws-Up-Even-Simple-Things-So-As-To-Get-Out-Of-Service-Work
- Professor Slum-Lord,
- (from soup biscuit) Professor Tells-You-Everyday-How-Far-He-Is-From-Retirement,
- (from Knecht Rupert) Professor Twenty-Graduate-Students-Do-All-My-Research,
- (from redfoxtailshrub) Professor Used-To-Be-Cool-But-Now-Viewed-With-Knowing-Bemused-Looks,
- Professor Uses-Tenure-To-Pursue-Hobbies-Or-Job-On-The-Side-Full-Time,
- (from Mark Silcox) Professor Wishes-He-Was-Rich.
Irritating Professors That Could be Assistant or Full-
- (from rm) Professor Complains-About-Working-Conditions,
- Professor Drunk-Pants,
- (from John Emerson) Professor I-Could-and-Sometimes-Do-Recite-This-Lecture-in-my-Sleep,
- (from soup biscuit) Professor Laughs-At-His-Own-Jokes,
- (from rm) Professor My-Jokes-Aren't-Funny-But-They're-All-I-Have,
- (from cryptic ned) Professor Only-Person-At-Tiny-College-To-Have-Ever-Published-A-Book-In-A-Printing-Of-More-Than-200,
- (from The Llama Butchers) Professor Seriously-Tardy-With-Grading-Papers-Because-He's-Blogging-on-Useless-Crap-All-The-Time
- Professor Stared-Into-The-Void-And-The-Void-Stared-Back!-(Though-In-Reality-Void-Finds-Whole-Business-Distasteful),
- (from Sifu Tweety) Professor Your-Work-Will-Never-Be-As-Important-As-Mine,
- Professor Watches-Sports,
- (from Rachel) Professor Wears-Clothes-With-Many-Holes-As-Though-That-Credentials-his-World-of-Ideas-ness.
- Professor Will-F***-Anything-Young-and-Naive-Enough-To-Admire-Him.
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DEFINITELY NSFW (language)
I love Eddie Izzard. This is a great bit!
h/t Denny
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November 05, 2007
"Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my wife's grandfather. After a bunch of hours spent in The Hottest Attic In The Universe, he had a ceiling fan that ducted to the side of his house.
While my brother-in-law and I were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under the insulation. What we found was this:
A JC Penney catalog from 1977. It's not often blog fodder just falls in my lap, but holy hell this was two solid inches of it, right there for the taking.
Drop by and read the rest. You'll find Cowboy Chachi (and his Cowgirl Joanie, I suppose) near the end, after a fairly exhaustive manual on How to Get Your Ass Kicked. You'll see.
h/t ZTZCheese
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October 24, 2007
Robot Chicken is just an ass-kicking show. If you don't watch it, you should. If you don't get Cartoon Network you can watch episodes on the web!
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October 19, 2007
But EVERY student, without exception, seems to utter it at one point or another during the semester. And they'll go the extra mile to get it, too. Troy University Professor Richard Scott Nokes writes:
Why is it that students who wouldn't scratch their bottoms to get a final exam grade will do anything for extra credit? Last week, I had midterm exams, and many students put, at the most, an hour's worth of effort into the take-home project (worth 25% of their grade). This week I gave an opportunity for extra credit, worth only a tiny fraction of the midterm, and the students are meeting after class and going to the Writing Center to work on it. Maybe I should start calling my regular assignments "extra credit."(h/t Prof. Taylor)I feel your pain, sir. My subject is biology, not medieval literature, but the students approach is EXACTLY the same. They'll spend HOURS collaborating on a tiny piece of crap that is worth maybe 1-2% of their grade (if I'm feeling charitable), but brush off the actual studying. Which is, you know, the basis of 100% of their grade.
Interested, I decided to see if anyone has written a scholarly article on extra credit, and the psychology behind why students prefer it over just doing their work. A quick google search turned up page after page of syllabi with possible extra credit assignments from psychology classes at universities all over the country.
There are only a few articles looking at extra credit, and those look at it as a motivating factor, not why it is preferred.
(I put the rest of what turns out to be a longer piece than I had planned to write below the jump!)
more...
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October 09, 2007
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October 01, 2007
Our Sadie-girl celebrated her 3rd birthday.
Contagion had a birthday, too
Helen awaits the arrival of the Lemonheads with humor. Or should that be humour?
Mrs. Who and BR found out that there's about to be another birthday in the HoZ
Denny's back safely from Bonaire. Oh to be an SRF, too!
SWWBO learned to drive the tractor
Oddy's Dad is doing well after a serious motorcycle crash
Cox and Forkum are quitting
Richmond and family lost one of the dynamic duo.
And me, well, I am just trying to keep my head down and get on with things!
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September 14, 2007
Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 I guarantee you've never answered.
1. Is your second toe longer than your first?
both of them
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
FREE!
3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing?
eating Pi. DUUUUUH
4. What color are your toenails usually?
Red. Always red. For Rob. He said I had nice feet.
5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
text. Oh you mean with a pen? Hmmm... probably transcripts during application season
6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
Actually, we don't have any right now. We took down the crappy ones that were there when we moved in, but our room is in the back, so we don't need curtains and haven't replaced them
7. What color are the seats in your car?
Gray leather covered with brown fuzzy seatcovers with paw prints
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Nope. Can't live with a cat. But I'm sure DH has.
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
My mortgage payment. Only thing I don't pay electronically, since those assholes at Wells Fargo would charge me FREAKING $10 for the convenience. Kiss MY ass.
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
Yes
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
What is this ATM of which you speak? I usually use Target or Trader Joes as an ATM.
12. Whose is the last baby that you held?
Hmmmm... Probably this guy that goes to my parents' church
13. Unlucky #?
not really. I like 13.
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
Blecccccch. The Vanilla and Orange are rotten too.
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
Ford Escape
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
Florida teams are seriously overrated, USC TROJANS, bay-bee
17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
1997
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
hell no
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
Winnie the Pooh on my mouse pad
20. Last person to give you a business card?
our business development guy
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
the mortgage company.
22. Closest framed picture to you?
The Princess in the snow.
23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
two nights ago
24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
um, no
25. How many emails do you have?
more than a dozen
26. Last time you received flowers?
flowers?
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?
no
28. Do you play air guitar?
yes
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
yes. I suppose. We did get married, after all.
30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
lots of cream, lots of Sweet and Low
31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
Huh?
32. What is/was your high school's rival mascot?
Depends on which school you think of as a rival.... The Fresno High Warriors or the Roosevelt Roughriders or the Hoover Patriots or the Bullard Knights (Yankees)
33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
my husband
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
I don't use hand sanitizer. It creates super bugs.
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Hell Yeah
36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
no blinds. The blinds in the kitchen are wood.
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
you mean the LA Dog Trainer?
39. What was the last pageant you attended?
you mean a beauty pageant or a school pageant? I've been to school pageants.
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Sadly enough, Pizza Hut.
41. Have you ever worn a crown?
Love my Tiara.
42. What is the last thing you stapled?
Packing slips and order confirmation
43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
yeah, it was ok.
44. Are you ticklish?
in the extreme
45. Last time you saw fireworks?
4th of July
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
When I was still living in NC
47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?
a student
48. Last time you parked under a carport?
our college apartment
49. Do you have a black dog?
Black and white, actually.
50 . Have you had your mid life crisis yet?
I hope not.
51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
yes. To three
52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
my honey
53. What kind of soap or body wash do you use?
Aveeno sensitive skin with Oatmeal
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
yes
55. Do you have a little black dress?
yes, but considering it little is a bit of a stretch.
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September 06, 2007
(if the video won't load, here's a transcript of the segment)
And here's the "official" announcement, from Fred08.com:
Run Fred Run!
Win Fred Win!
BTW, if you want to know why I'm a Fredhead, I'll sum it up for you in two words: Testicular Fortitude. Fred has it. The others so far don't seem to. Even McCain who ought to have TF in spades, given his history, but he's just as wimpy and consensus driven as the other used car salesmen in the race. If Fred proves me wrong, then I'll be voting for ABH/O (Anyone but Hillary/Obama)
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August 31, 2007
Fred rulz.
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August 30, 2007
I have a few of those myself. In our house they're called "Movies I can fall asleep to".
See I have this thing with movies. If they get really predictable, or really embarrassing for the main character, I skip it. Fast Forward, skip, turn off, you name it. I won't sit through it. Consequently, there are VERY FEW movies I can sit through more than once without skipping through, let alone enjoy over and over and over.
The funny thing is, those movies somehow migrate to the bedroom. I'm a slow-sleep insomniac, and (like everything else with me) contrary to the usual advice of removing distractions from the sleep zone (aka no TV in the bedroom), TV actually distracts my brain enough to let me fall asleep. Especially things I've seen before. So we have a rotating stash of movies that live in the DVD player in the bedroom and get pressed into service in conjunction with the 90 minute sleep setting on the TV just about every night.
So, without further ado, movies I can sleep to:
White Christmas
Blazing Saddles
Star Wars
Empire
Return of the Jedi
Fellowship of the Ring (either disk 1 or 2; but not Twin Towers. I always want to skip the "Sam and Frodo" parts too much)
Return of the King (Disk 2 works better... less Sam and Frodo)
Kill Bill vol 1
Kill Bill vol 2
The Blues Brothers
South Park
Team America
A Christmas Story
Fiddler on the Roof
Disney's Robin Hood
I'm certain there are more, but these are the ones currently in the DVD case in the bedroom.
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August 25, 2007
You Are Midnight |
![]() You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. |
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August 23, 2007
You Are 82% Bitchy |
![]() While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood. And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong! |
Love ya, babe!
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